Chuck Palahniuk interview on Craig Ferguson, Quotes
Nobody reads books anymore. Heck, nobody even burns books anymore!
I remember what Laura Bush said on Oprah: "People read books to help them fall asleep."
After seeing the Fight Club movie, as the writer of the Fight Club book, I felt like a bride at her wedding, surrounded by the most gorgeous bridesmaids wearing the most gorgeous dresses. I disappeared.
At a book signing in the UK, I met a waiter who had seen Fight Club. He leaned over and told me that some famous british celebrities have "sampled" what he had to offer, just like the book. I asked him, what celebrities? He said that Margaret Thatcher has eaten his sperm. Five times.
I remember what Laura Bush said on Oprah: "People read books to help them fall asleep."
After seeing the Fight Club movie, as the writer of the Fight Club book, I felt like a bride at her wedding, surrounded by the most gorgeous bridesmaids wearing the most gorgeous dresses. I disappeared.
At a book signing in the UK, I met a waiter who had seen Fight Club. He leaned over and told me that some famous british celebrities have "sampled" what he had to offer, just like the book. I asked him, what celebrities? He said that Margaret Thatcher has eaten his sperm. Five times.
posted by GERARDO SAN DIEGO at 1:23 AM
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With all due respect, whaat does Margaret Thatcher eating sperm (yuck) five times have to do with Craig Ferguson?
The above quotes were said by Chuck Palahniuk during an interview on the Craig Ferguson show back in 2005. Here's Chuck's web site:
www.chuckpalahniuk.net
Go ask him.
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