Nobody reads books anymore. Heck, nobody even burns books anymore!
I remember what Laura Bush said on Oprah: “People read books to help them fall asleep.”
After seeing the Fight Club movie, as the writer of the Fight Club book, I felt like a bride at her wedding, surrounded by the most gorgeous bridesmaids wearing the most gorgeous dresses. I disappeared.
At a book signing in the UK, I met a waiter who had seen Fight Club. He leaned over and told me that some famous british celebrities have “sampled” what he had to offer, just like the book. I asked him, what celebrities? He said that Margaret Thatcher has eaten his sperm. Five times.
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With all due respect, whaat does Margaret Thatcher eating sperm (yuck) five times have to do with Craig Ferguson?
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The above quotes were said by Chuck Palahniuk during an interview on the Craig Ferguson show back in 2005. Here’s Chuck’s web site:http://www.chuckpalahniuk.netGo ask him.
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